I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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