you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Randomize
