yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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