We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I just gift wrapped bread.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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