is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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