Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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