oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
