I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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