why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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