I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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