I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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