At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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