omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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