I bet he comes in French.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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