Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
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