Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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