I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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