I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
If that was your dad, he is hot
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
This is my gift to your gina
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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