What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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