Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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