check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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