ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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