we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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