Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
My feet surprised me
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