Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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