Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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