dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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