I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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