Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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