i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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