It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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