So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
