Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
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