I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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