But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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