i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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