I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
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