the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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