We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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