can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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