If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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