I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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