I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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