Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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