But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Pants are for mortals
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