Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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