Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
the day after is always just damage control
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Randomize
