everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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