we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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