You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
