We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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