I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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