His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Enjoy the penises
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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