By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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